when my favorite song play on the radio:
in the shower:
in the computer:
if someone asks me to sing:
truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like
Dear future son/daughter
I know that I may not be the best parent, but swear on my mother fucking life that I will never leave you at the supermarket checkouts alone because I know that shit is terrifying and I’m not a fucking monster
Family SEX secrets!
*Maury nodding at the side, like a boss*
(Our family [sic] won’t believe our shocking sex secrets!)
I love Maury lol
I always cry every time I see this .